After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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