Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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