She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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