I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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