hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Life is so much better after having sex.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
