hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm having to shit out rocks
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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