In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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