Can Purell be used as lube?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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