halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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