And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I believe in your delicious
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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