the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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