I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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