I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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