There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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