I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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