Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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ECK. I'm 7 years older than my husband ( guess technically i'm a cougar?), but dude mashed potato face/body? At least the BJ would be good--no worries about the teeth.
Lol she's a snow leopard
The US just lost the olympics.... another Obama Failure
That's right you are my first bitch. This is gross, but hey in a pinch granny puss will do.
Probably an dude looking to score with a kid. Fucking pervert.
Probably cuz you look like someone who'd give it up for anyone.
Mashed potatoes are warm
Old wrinkly ladies are so sexy. Especially when they have money. Amen to those cougars.
I laughed out loud in public too! Hilarious description!!!
Fucking hit it anyway!!!
In response to 1:20 FUCK CANADA!!!! Bitch
this text has nothing to do with obama or the olumpics.....its about mashed potatoes that came alive and formed a lady....damn pay attention people!
this was definitely on fml. real original.
1:57, my sentiments exactly! this is no time to be mixing mash potato people and the Obamas together!
3:12, good call, that must be the case! /sarcasm
So what you're saying is she's not exactly a GILF... -thard-
You hit it too huh? You're a fucking tard. They should have a dateline special for assholes who fuck senile women. Btw you're a douchebag
12:27 I like the way u think ;-)... The glass is half full -charm -
How is this obama's failure? The world hates America because of the way bush ran the country.
ahhhahahahhaa one of the funniest in a while
Turkey Vulture. To old to hunt but still likes the prey.
Hahahahahaha how unfortunate
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