no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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