Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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