Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My pussy is not your playground.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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