it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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