Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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