is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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