Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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