have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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