I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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