He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
