is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
