where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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