3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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