I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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