windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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