why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
accomplished twins. life is a go
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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