We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
They have beer where we have blood.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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