What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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