My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
A bitchslap is in order.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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