Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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