another moral hangover. fuck.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
