I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i think i just lost a toe
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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