the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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