Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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