I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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