Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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