Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you had me at cake vodka
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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