He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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