i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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