i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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