The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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