Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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