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  • I believe that people who say the word "tard" are more retarded than the person they are calling out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36pm
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  • Yes, and I "apparently" have fantasies of the little blond midget on Heroes getting chest augmentation surgery...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:19pm
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  • nocturnal emissions generally happen during puberty. are you thirteen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:34pm
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  • pretty sad a girl knows more then you... WET DREAM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:58pm
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  • Who doesn't, really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:19pm
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  • ERRORS SUCK DICK. RUINING MY DAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:43pm
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  • it could be a girl people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:32pm
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  • i masturbate while you sleep too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • im a girl and i do this too! I didnt know until my boyfriend told me the next morning. I always wondered why i would wake up in such a good mood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:01pm
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  • why can i post about error messages but when i want to post an actual response it won't work? (i'm not 3:43 btw, i'm 3:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • apparently I masturbate when I read this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • 3:35- mylifeisaverage is better.... or I guess you could do what 4:28 said and get a life. Personally, I suggest getting addicted to a drug, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:39pm
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  • hahahaha I'm a girl and I do this. It's the best thing i the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:41pm
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  • 2:40 I've also woken up with my hands down your pants before =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:00am
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  • 3:53, maybe that means its time to go get a real life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:28pm
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  • i've woken up with my hands down my pants before :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:40am
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  • I talk in my sleep. I am way past blowing a load while I sleep. I'M ADVANCED BISHES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:30pm
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  • the midnight mastrurbator strikes again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • Nothing worse than waking up to cum-filled boxers after a wet dream. The wet dream itself was nice though. Too bad I outgrew them, racists.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:58am
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  • who cares its meant to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:34pm
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  • How do you do that? I thought i did once but i realized that my boyfriend was waking me up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:52am
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  • fucking error message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • twitter is infested with michael jackson shit, fmylife sucks ass now, and tfln keeps shitting these error messages out to me. fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:53pm
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  • I prefer to masturbate when the chick I'm with is sleeping, then blast it in her face. I call it the "Pearl Harbor". Total sneak attack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:37pm
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  • i am 3:34(1)... i do think it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:37pm
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  • i'm a grown woman and i do this too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • lol i've woke up jerking my exfiance off before....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:42pm
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  • lol @ i masturbate while you sleep too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • i do this too. i'll have a dream that i'm jacking off and i'll wake up, look under the covers and be like yeah that just happened. it's crazy but really great multitasking of two of my favorite things

    Submitted by johntexts on Jun 29, 10 at 2:02am
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  • I'm 98% positive this was a txt I sent someone. i'm 24, and there's pics on facebook to prove this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:56pm
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  • That happened to me! I was woken up by my boyfriend when I was cuddling him so he could tell me bahahaha.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 29, 12 at 8:20am
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  • I've had sleep sex before... xBoyfriend and I were sleeping when all of sudden I wake up and I'm riding him That was a weird night, but def not a bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm
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  • Brittney you were asleep?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:06pm
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  • nice! sleep with a condom on to minimize the mess, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:22pm
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  • I totally wake up like that 2 out of three mornings and I always have my hand against my vagina it's just u have sexual dreams and it's normal to have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:53am
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