And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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