I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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